Hi. I'm Max, a
Lab-shepherd.
I've been around the block more than a few times and seen lots
of movies with my master.
Welcome to my new
and different web site recommending movies on that fantastic format, DVD.
It's different because I only review movies of quality, not the
"dogs."
I drink out of a water dish, but too many movies today are
like drinking out of the toilet. Or they walk you down some dark alley
among the trash cans with a serial killer who is supposed to be the hero.
I prefer
strolling the sidewalk with a responsible, mature master.
Not always
just on the sunny side, but never in the gutter.
My rating system is
one paw up for very good movies and two paws up for really good movies.
I don't recommend movies that rate less than two paws up.
If a
movie is really terrific, I give it two paws up, a tail wag, and my
highest praise: "Woo woo woo!"
Okay, I'm not going to chew on this
bone any longer.
What's new on DVD this month that's worth renting or
buying?
My two best picks of the month are both fantastic, but at opposite ends of the entertainment spectrum.
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LA VIE EN ROSE
Edith Piaf, the French “Little Sparrow” whose heartfelt singing made her a legend, comes to life in an incredible performance by Marion Cotillard. Piaf came up the hard way and stayed there, achieving fame and, for a short time, a great love, but fell victim to the twin disasters of alcohol and drugs. Director Oliver Dahan reportedly stuck to the facts of her life, but his use of frequent flashbacks are at times hard to follow. This is not a “feel good” movie, but well worth seeing and savoring, for both Piaf’s singing and Cotillard’s brilliant acting which should win her the Oscar.
Max’s rating: The highest. Two paws up, lots of tail wags.
RATATOUILLE
Once I got over the idea of rats running a gourmet Paris restaurant, I loved this incredibly creative animated movie that’s named after a French peasant dish. Written and directed by Brad Bird (The Incredibles, Iron Giant) who could be considered an animation genius. You’ll fall in love with the movie’s hero, Remy, whose wonderful voice belongs to actor Patton Oswalt. Remy feels he was born to be a gourmet chef, which isn’t an easy ambition to achieve since he’s a rat. With more than a little help from his friends, his dream comes true, but then the trouble starts. The movie is full of heart, laughs, plot twists, wonderful characters and fantastic animation. And it’s not just for kids. This is a movie for everyone and for all time.
A true masterpiece in every way, from Pixar and Disney.
Max’s rating: I’m still woo-wooing and tail-wagging from it!
Christmas Movies
Most of the new films for and about Christmas are disappointments, largely because they are unfunny comedies. You’d enjoy your holiday movie viewing more if you see some of the classics on DVD such as MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS and A CHRISTMAS CAROL with Reginald Owen as the best Scrooge ever. Or find a video of REMEMBER THE NIGHT a 1940 classic with Barbara Stanwyck, because it’s still not available on DVD.
I can recommend only these new Christmas releases:
NOEL
The lives of five strangers intertwine on Christmas Eve in New York City for a warm holiday movie. Actor Chazz Palminteri’s first directorial effort has heart and the spirit of the season, starring Susan Sarandon, Paul Walker, Penelope Cruz, and Alan Arkin. From Screen Media and Universal.
THE FAMILY HOLIDAY
A lovable con man, winningly played by Dave Coulier, will inherit his uncle’s fortune if he becomes the perfect family man, complete with a wife, kids, and even a dog. Of course I liked that last part best. Written and directed by Craig Clyde, it will be on the Lifetime TV Network this month and is available now on DVD from PorchLight Home Entertainment.
Christmas for Puppies and Kids
ENCHANTING CHRISTMAS STORIES contains five Yule tales for kids to read or have read to, including “The First Christmas” and “The Elves and the Shoemaker.“ It’s part of the new BookBox series from Master Communications which has won awards for its Families of the World DVD series. Also in the BookBox series is STORIES FROM AROUND THE WORLD which, like the Christmas stories, is available in English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, and Mandarin Chinese.
WINTER WONDERLAND is a delightful collection of six winter adventures featuring preschool favorites Barney, Bob the Builder, an adorable penguin named Pingu, and others. Toddlers will enjoy these animated stories from HIT Entertainment and 20th Century Fox.
Imports of the Month
BEYOND THE GATES (United Kingdom)
Enthusiastically lauded by critics and audiences alike, this is a powerful retelling of the actual events of Rwanda’s 1994 genocide in which 800,000 were killed. At first, life is relatively calm at Rwanda's Ecole Technique Officielle, a European-run secondary school where UN peacekeepers provide protection for students and refugees alike from warring factions. A Catholic priest (John Hurt) becomes the spiritual guide for an idealistic young Britisher (Hugh Dancy) who volunteers to teach at the school. But when Hutu militia launch a bloody attack on those at the school, the two men must search their faith and decide whether to face death amongst the refugees or flee for safety. Hurt has been recognized as a fine actor, but I am increasingly impressed by young Dancy who gives another excellent performance. A strong movie that tells of man’s inhumanity to his fellow man and teaches the need for brotherly love in a world sorely lacking it, even in America. From 20th Century Fox.
DREAMING LHASA (India/United Kingdom)
A female Tibetan filmmaker travels to the Dalai Lama’s exile headquarters in northern India to interview political prisoners who have escaped from Tibet. There she meets a former monk who has come to India to fulfill his dying mother’s last wish, to deliver a secret box to a long-missing resistance fighter. This leads her on a journey into Tibet’s tragic past and her own self-discovery. “Intriguing, gorgeous, and moving,” says one critic, and I wholly agree. Fascinating, from First Run Features.
THE ITALIAN (Russia)
A six-year-old boy in post-Communist Russia becomes a pawn in a cross-national adoption struggle. Kolya Spiridonov will win your heart as the feisty child living in poverty even Charles Dickens might not be able to imagine. Torn apart by would-be foster parents, the boy embarks on a journey to find his birth mother, not even knowing if she is alive. An experience as well as a strong drama, from Lenfilm Studios, released by Sony.
CURSE OF THE GOLDEN FLOWER (China)
On the eve of a 10th Century festival in China, golden flowers fill the Imperial Palace. The Emperor (Chow Yun Fat) returns unexpectedly to celebrate the holiday with his family, but relations between him and the ailing but still beautiful Empress (Gong Li), complicate matters. The problem is, for many years, the Empress and Crown Prince Wan (Liu Ye), her stepson, have had an illicit liaison. Feeling trapped, Prince Wan dreams of escaping the palace with his secret love Chan (Li Man), the Imperial Doctor's daughter. Meanwhile, Prince Jai, the faithful son, grows worried over the Empress's health and her obsession with golden chrysanthemums. Could she be headed down an ominous path?
Zhang Yimou’s new drama sounds like complicated Chinese soap opera, but it’s more than suds, especially when thousands of golden armed warriors charge the palace. Who are the winners in the conflicts between love and desire? I’ll never tell. From Sony Pictures Classics.
WATER(India)
The British rule India in 1938, when spiritual leader Gandhi arrives from Africa to begin his struggle with the British for Indian independence, as well as battle the traditions that bind the Hindus. Not yet in her teens, a beauty named Chuyia is married to a much older and sickly male, who shortly after the marriage, passes away. Chuyia is returned unceremoniously to her parents' house, and from there she is taken to the holy city of Banaras and left in the care of a wide assortment of widows who live at "the widows' house," shunned by the rest of the community. Chuyia doesn’t know that, according to Hindu tradition, she is destined to live there for the rest of her life. There’s even much more in this fascinating drama from Deepa Mehta that was made despite death threats from extremist groups, and has won many awards. Critics call it “An exquisite film,” “A triumph,” and “A film of extraordinary richness and complexity.” From Fox Searchlight Pictures.
THE PROMISE(China)
An orphaned girl driven by poverty makes a promise with an enchantress. In return for beauty and the admiration of every man, she will never be with the man she loves. This spell cannot be broken unless the impossible happens: snow falling in spring and the dead coming back to life. When she grows up and becomes a beautiful princess, she falls in love and is tormented by their inevitable parting. Is there a happy ending to this tragic love story? From Warner Independent Films.
RIDING ALONE FOR THOUSANDS OF MILES(Japan)
Directed by Zhang Yimou (House of Flying Daggers), this award-winning drama stars the great Japanese actor Ken Takakura. He plays a 75-year-old man who travels to Tokyo from his small village to visit his estranged son who is dying from cancer and still angry that his father deserted the family. The story takes a fascinating turn when the father undertakes a journey to China to fulfill his son’s fondest wish, which is to film a Chinese folk opera singer famous for the classic story-song which is the title of the movie. A lot going on in this unusual drama from Sony Pictures Classics.
AGATHA CHRISTIE’S MARPLE, SERIES 3
The always intriguing Miss Marple mysteries continue with this boxed set of four DVDs containing four new full-length dramas starring Geraldine McEwan as the mild-mannered spinster sleuth. It’s again a delight to follow Miss Marple, this time into her golden years as she observes the oddities of human nature that lead to evil including murder. Guest stars include Dame Eileen Atkins, Jane Seymour, Julian Sands, Francesca Annis, and Peter Davison. Excellent new mysteries in a great series from Acorn Media Group.
THE HISTORY OF MR. POLLY
H.G. Wells’ charming Victorian story comes to life as Lee Evans plays a man who finds himself desperately unhappy with his life which includes a failing business and a nagging wife. He decides to end it all -- not to take his own life, but to drastically change it to become an adventurous hero.
This is an unexpected delight, from BFS Entertainment.
THE WAR BRIDE
In 1943 war-torn London, a vivacious British girl (Anna Friel) falls in love with a Canadian soldier and they marry. She becomes pregnant, he returns to the killing grounds, and she takes their infant daughter to what her young husband had described as a family “ranch.” It turns out to be a worn-out farmhouse miles from anywhere. Enter her mother-in-law and sister-in-law to make life even harder for the war bride. Maybe not the experience of every war bride, but it makes for good drama. From Porchlight Entertainment and Questar.
IN THE WINTER DARK
In this British psychological thriller “about love, fear, and other demons,” four neighbors in an isolated valley are drawn together by their mutual belief that a sinister dark creature haunts the area. If you’ve had enough dancing sugar plum fairies over the holiday, try this drama for some goose-pimples. From BFS Entertainment.
DOING TIME FOR PATSY CLINE
No, not a docudrama about the country singer, this witty comedy follows the adventures of a young man who dreams of becoming a country singer. On his way to Nashville he accepts a ride from a young couple who seem charming but are actually being chased by cops for many unlawful reasons. It’s a wild ride for our hero in a movie the Hollywood Reporter says is “a winsome, witty comedy with oodles of dusty charm.” From BFS Entertainment.
LUCIANO PAVAROTTI
The beloved tenor who died recently is showcased in five DVDs this month from Kulture International Films. They include concerts from Munich, Germany, and the Municipal Opera in China at which he sang many of his most beloved arias and songs. There are also three complete operas: Aida and two performances of La Boheme, one from the San Francisco Opera and the other from Genoa, Italy. Wonderful final tributes to the legendary tenor.
Documentaries
CITIZEN TANOUYE
Ted Tanouye was among many young Japanese-Americans who served in the U.S. Army during World War II while their families were forced to relocate to an internment camp. Recently, eight high school students from Torrence, California, researched the war years of Tanouye, a former graduate of their school, to tell his dramatic story. An award-winning documentary from WGBH Boston Video.
PERSONAL JOURNEYS OF WORLD WAR II
Glenn Ford, actor and World War II Navy veteran, hosts this 50th anniversary program featuring the faces, voices, and memories of those who served both overseas and on the home front. Archival, newsreel, and combat films enhance their remembrances of the war. The package includes a 3-hour DVD, an audio CD, and commemorative booklet. Bonuses include a documentary about four army chaplains of different faiths who also served in the war, and a music CD with 15 favorite songs of the war years. A very special package from Questar Entertainment.
GREAT HUNTERS
Being a dog, I like to get to know other animals, such as cats. I get along quite well with the feline species you see every day, but am not so sure how I’d fare with the bigger varieties such as lions and leopards. I learned more about them and other wild animals from this new boxed set of six DVDs about those two species as well as jaguars and other big cats and also sharks, crocodiles, alligators, and eagles and other birds of prey. They were all featured documentaries on the award-winning PBS TV series, Nature, narrated by F. Murray Abraham, Peter Coyote and Live Schreiber. This is wildlife documentary at its best, from Questar Entertainment.
DEFENDERS OF THE WILD
Some people who care about animals in extraordinary ways are featured in this six DVD boxed set. Julia Roberts takes us along as she visits those who care for the world’s only known white gorilla. Joanne Woodward follows the adventures of the first red-tailed hawk to make Manhattan his territory. Other DVDs in the set tell of a giraffe sanctuary in Kenya, wild stallions of Montana, sanctuaries for chimpanzees in America, and a husband and wife team of underwater photographers who take us into the watery realm of sharks. Outstanding nature documentaries from Questar Entertainment.
QI GONG: THE FLOW CONTINUES
Lose those holiday calories and tone your muscles with the ancient Chinese exercise Qi Gong. Lee Holden, a licensed doctor of Chinese medicine and acupuncturist, hosts this DVD of “moving meditation” for beginners. They’re all easy standing exercises (no yoga pretzel positions) that Holden says “clears stress, develops strength and flexibility, and boosts the immune system.” Okay, Lee, sure is worth a try, so I’ll tell my couch potato master about it. From Exercise to Heal.
Bones to Pick
My nominees for movie Scrooges of the year are Harrison Ford and Nicholas Cage. They make mega-millions per movie, yet for several years now, both in their movies and even out of them, they constantly sneer. Even their smiles have a sneer. What do they have to sneer about? Are they fighting in Iraq? Have they lost their home to the Bush economy? I don't think so.
I also find it interesting that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris, two of the screen’s leading “action” stars whom I dislike because I consider them to be largely responsible for inflicting extreme violence on the movies, which is everywhere now and can and does influence children to be violent, are Republicans. Some family values!