A
LOT of Seinphone Lists 
The use of telephones has played a major or important
role in a lot of episodes. Here are some that the
posters to alt.tv.seinfeld have submitted
Updated July 12, 2004
(NOTE --Elaine leaves an x-rated message
on Jerry's TAPE recorder. It's not a telephone message)
Divola's message threat to put the "kibosh" on Jerry. [The Opera]
Ms. Chan - getting Jerry's calls [The Chinese Woman]
Elaine's friend dates man who talks long - she uses hair dryer to fake car phone. [The Chinese Woman]
Jerry speaks to car thief on his car phone [The Alternate Side]
Escort Service - 555-LOVE - for man from Long Island [The Stranded]
George needing pay phone - we live in a SOCIETY [The Chinese Restaurant]
George had to get his message off girlfriend's tape in her apartment [The Phone Message]
Sally uses Jerry's phone message in her anti-Jerry comedy act [The Cartoon]
Elaine gives the stationery store clerk Jerry's phone number (KL5-2390) because she didn't want him to call her at home. [The Big Salad]
Wrong Numbers - the person won't confirm the 'number' is wrong [The Ex-Girlfriend]
George used Jerry's phone number as Vandelay Industry - [The Boyfriend]
Movie line - 555-FILM Kramer's service [The Pool Guy]
TMI Long Distance Telemarketer-You don't want me to call YOU at home? - Now you know how I feel! [The Pitch]
Telemarketer - Yes I'm interested in subscribing to the NY Times, hangs up [The Yada Yada]
Sam's voice: Elaine...I am going to find you. message on Elaine's machine
[The Summer of George]
George's singing message - George isn't home...[The Suzie]
Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home.
The lyrics to the theme song from "Greatest American Hero" are:
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
I never knew I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it's just me.
(Michael Alexander - of news:alt.tv.seinfeld)
Kramer's phone sex woman dates Jerry - couldn't spare a square [The Stall]
George overheard talking to the Texas 'bastards' [The Hot Tub]
Jerry and Elaine use call waiting and split screens while discussing George and Cynthia's
date [The Fix-Up]
George called China - to order the baldness cure [The Tape]
George phones Monks to get Kelly fired [The Soup]
George frantically calls Jerry to wake up the Japanese guys - Jerry says, "Uncle
Leo?" [The Checks]
Gene, found a phone that was giving free long distance - reported it. [The Bizarro Jerry]
George eating apple to sound casual on phone. [The Phone Message]
Split screen/call waiting - [The Chicken Roaster] and [The Millennium]
Phone number requested by Radio Shack..Why if only buying batteries? [The Abstinence]
Jerry is concerned a stranger will return his messages after his answering machine was
stolen (joke to cop) [The Robbery]
Jerry is concerned with his rating on girl friend's speed dial - then placed on Mrs.
Hamilton's Poison Control [The Millennium]
Elaine lets Jerry win the 'call waiting face off'. [The Finale]
Cable guy was calling Kramer from the phone booth - [The Cadillac]
Elaine gives a fake phone number NO-ELAINE(663-5246?) on the back of a sub card [The
Strike]
Elaine's friend dates the high-talker sounds like Noreen on the phone. [The Pledge Drive]
Meaningless Blather Calls - Jerry's southern cashier girlfriend [The Ex-Girlfriend]
Two lines crossed - on Kramer's cheap gift [The Outing]
Dirty messages - Risa starts leaving dirty messages on George's amswering machine [The
Junk Mail]
Elaine dumps boyfriend over an exclamation point! in phone message. [The Sniffing
Accountant]
Jerry phones in a bomb scare to extricate George from under his desk [The Nap]
George leaves message describing Jerry's girlfriend's Elmer Fudd on a blender laugh[The Hamptons]
Jerry gets the phone number of a woman from an AIDS pledge drive list. [The Sponge]
Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number and loses it after selling suit to Bania. [The Secretary]
Elaine answers phone when Craig falls asleep and learns there's no dress from Milan. [The Wig Master]
Elaine makes a walk and talk 'hospital call' from a cell phone [The Finale]
Jerry calls his new girl friend and says, "It's me." to get back at her for using "It's me." on the apartment intercom. [The Burning]
Jerry is on the car phone with Elaine when he witnesses Angela hitting Becky's car. [The Good Samaritan]
Elaine gets a new area code '646' because the rest of New York City '212' is all used up - causing a new boyfriend to dump her. [The Maid]
George is given the job of answering the phone and giving directions by Joe Mayo. [The Reverse Peephole]
Elaine's phone number was changed and when she started getting calls from a young boy (with a lazy eye) she pretended to be his dead gammy. [The Maid]
