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    Seinfeld Expressions and Language

Anti-dentite
Anti-virgin
An Unvitation
Bad breaker-upper
Big Salad
Bizarro World
Can't stand ya! (for Costanza)
Crook Eye
Double dipped
Festivus
Festivus for the restivus!
Get out!
Gettin' jiggy with it.
Giddy up!
Gold Jerry gold!
Hard of smelling
Hellllooooo !
Hipster Doofus
Hoochie Mama!
I can't spare a square.
I choose not to run!
I'll keep it in the vault.
I'm not a lesbian! I hate men but I'm not a lesbian!
It's freakin' me out!
It's go time!
It's not you, it's me.
It's the best, Jerry! The best!
Jerry Jerry Dingle Berry
Jerry Seinsmelled
Jimmy Legs
Jimmy Arms
Kavorka
Let's get nuts!
Look to the cookie!
Makeup sex
Man Hands
Man Fur
Mansier
Master of My Domain
Mimbo
My little man's an idiot
Mulva
My boys can swim!
My boys need a house!
My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist!
My worlds are colliding!
No soup for you!
Nonvite
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Oh Moses smell the roses!
Phone: call waiting face off
Phone: cell phone walk and talk
Phone: prison call
The Pop-in
Put your sorries in a sack mister.
Re-gifter
Serenity now!
Sexual perjury
Shrinkage
Shiksappeal
Shmoopie
Sidler
Soup Nazi
Sponge-worthy
Stab-worthy
(Substitute your name) is gettin' upset!
(Substitute your name) likes his/her chicken spicy!
Sweet fancy Moses!
Talkers:
...Close talker
...High talker
...Low talker
...Long talker
That's a shame.
That's kooky talk!
The Bro
The Drake
The Forbidden City
The Manzierre
The Stink eye
These Pretzels are making me thirsty.
This dry air is curing me like a black forest ham!
This is just GRRREAT!
Ungifting
Urban Sombrero
Yada yada yada
Yo Yo Ma!

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