Bakery Goods
Bagels [The Strike]
Bagels, raisin [The Strike] [The Muffin Tops]
Bavarian Cream Pie [The Soup Nazi]
Bear Claws [The Stongbox] [The Sniffing Accountant][The Raincoats (2)]
Black and White cookies [The Dinner Party] [The Understudy]
Bread (with NUTS in it!) [The Apology]
Butterfingers [The Glasses]
Carrot Cake [The Frogger]
Chips Ahoy Cookies [The Cadillac]
Chocolate Bobka [The Dinner Party]
Chocolate Eclairs [The Gymnast]
Chocolate Cream Pie [The Pie]
Cinnamon Bobka [The Dinner Party]
Cinnamon Swirls [The Glasses]
Cookie [The Alternate Side]
Crackers [The Bizarro Jerry]
Cupcake [The Seven]
Cupcakes [The Hot Tub]
Devils Food Cake [The Burning]
Dinky Donuts [The Note] [The Glasses]
Dog food/biscuits [The Andrea Doria]
Donuts [The Strongbox]
Double Fudge Sundae [The Soulmate]
Drakes Coffee Cakes [The Suicide]
Entenmann's Cake [Frogger]
Kaiser Rolls [The Slicer]
Marble Ryes [The Rye]
Mini Ritz [The Jacket]
Muffin [The Ticket]
Muffin Tops [The Muffin Tops]
Muffin Stumps [The Muffin Tops]
Nut Bread [The Merv Griffin Show]
Pastries (of the Gods) [The Statue]
Peach Muffin [The Muffin Tops]
Peppridge Farms Cookies (Milanos)[The Trip]
Pizza Bagels [The Muffin Tops]
Pie (free for Tony) [The Stall]
Pies: Blueberry, Blackberry
Blackberry, Boysenberry
Boysenberry, Huckleberry
Huckleberry, Raspberry
Raspberry, Strawberry
Strawberry, Cranberry
... Peach [The Bubble Boy]
Poppy Seed Muffins [The Shower Head]
Triscuits [The Suicide]
Wedding Cake (Royal) [The Frogger]
Candy/Nuts/Junk
Almond Joy [The Pledge Drive]
All Day Sucker [The Betrayal]
Big Hunk [ The Nap]
Black Jacks - black licorice gum [The Library]
Bubble Gum [The Bubble Boy]
Candy Apple [The Andrea Doria]
Cashew Nuts [The Doodle]
Cashews (bag of) [The Busboy]
Clark Bar [The Dinner Party]
Chinese Chewing Gum [The Gum]
Chocolates, box of [The Wife]
Chocolate Chip Mint [The Wait Out]
Chocolate Covered Cherries [The Stake Out]
Chuckles (5 flavors) [The Heart Attack][The Big Salad?]
Chunky Bar [The Doodle]
Cracker Jacks [The Fire]
Cupcakes (upsidedown) [The Jimmy]
Dentyne [The Library]
Double Crunch Ice Cream [The Pick]
Double Fudge Sundae [The Soulmate]
Doublemint Gum [The Pie]
Frozen Yogurt [The Non-fat Yogurt]
Godiva Chocolates [The Stall]
Gum [The Stall]
Gum [The Cartoon]
Jucyfruit Gum (85 cents,, now there's a crime)[The Little Jerry]
Haagen Dazs [The Pilot II]
Hot Fudge Sundae [The Lip Reader]
Ice Cream [The Heart Attack]
Ice Cream (Breyer's vanilla) [The Statue]
Ice Cream [The Puerto Rican Day]
Ice Cream Triple Minute Man [The Apology]
Ice Cream Rum and Raisin [The Apology]
Jello with Bananas [The Puffy Shirt]
JujyFruit [The Opposite]
Junior Mints - They're chocolate,peppermint...
they're delicious!
They're very refreshing!"[The Junior Mint]
Klondike Bars [The Kiss Hello]
M and M's [The Pledge Drive][The Soulmate]
Macadamia Nuts [The Doodle]
Mints [The Trip]
Mints from Monk's counter [The Cartoon]
Mr. Goodbar [The Jimmy]
Nutrageous [The Nap]
Nuts, Filbert and Hazel [The Couch]
Oh Henry Bar
"Its got chocolate, peanuts,and nougat.
It's delicious!" (J. Chiles) [The Caddy]
Peanut Butter [The Soup]
Peanuts [The Voice]
Pecan [The Doodle]
Pez [The Pez Dispenser]
Pineapple Italian Ice [The Understudy]
Pistachios
Popcorn [The Opposite]
Pretzels - no salt [The Mom and Pop Store]]
Pretzels - makin' me thirsty [The Alternate Side]
Pudding Skins [The Blood]
Ring Dings [The Dinner Party] [The Glasses]
Rold Gold Pretzles [The Glasses]
Ruffles Potato Chips
Snackwells (fat free) [The Postponement]
Snickers [The Pledge Drive]
Three Musketeers [The Muffin Tops]
Tic Tacs [The Merv Griffin Show]
Tic Tacs [The Contest]
Tic Tacs [The Trip]
Tootsie Pop [The Strongbox]
Twinkies [The Nap]
Twix Bar [The Dealership]
Wheat Thins (reduced fat) [The Cadillac]
Cereals
Bran - 40% 50% 100% [The Pilot (2)]
Cheerios [The Invitations]
Corn Flakes [The Chinese Woman] [The Finale]
Double Crunch [The Pick]
Fruit Loops [The Betrayal]
Grape Nuts [The Finale]
Honey Combs [The Doll]
Kasha [The Cigar Store Indian]
Kasha [The Chinese Woman]
Kasha [The Doorman?]
Kasha [The Postponement]
Kix [The Big Salad]
Life [The Finale]
Pancakes [The Wife]
Reese's Peanut-Butter Puffs [The Beard]
Rice Krispies [The Checks]
Special K [The Finale]
Tightly Wrapped Magic Pan Crepes [The English Patient]
Condiments/Spices/Sauces
A1 Sauce [The Apology]
Barbeque Sauce [The Doll]
Dijon Mustard [The Seven]
Dill [The Trip]
Ginger [The Note]
Gravy [The Bottle Deposit (2)] [The Merv Griffin Show]
Honey Mustard [The Chicken Roaster]
Ketchup and Mustard together [The Voice] [The Finale]
Ketchup [The Sniffing Accountant][The Kiss Hello] [The Dog]
Ketchup (secret) [The Shoes]
Ketchup [The Finale]
Maple Syrup [The Wife]
Mustard (fancy) [The Jimmy]
Butter [The Butter Shave]
Parsley [The Merv Griffin Show]
Pepper [The Burning]
Pesto [The Busboy]
Salad Dressing [Good News Bad News]
Salsa [The Pitch]
Tarragon [The Trip]
Tomatoe Sauce [The Smelly Car]
Tomatoe Sauce, Hot and Spicey [The English Patient]
Oregano, Parmisan, and Parsley [The Butter Shave]
Dip
Dip, as a meal [The Face Painter]
Good Dip [The Stranded]
Guacamole Dip [The Implant]
Hummus [The Cartoon]
Drinks
Apple Cider [The Bottle Deposit]
Arabian Mocha Java (beans) [The Money]
Beaujolais [The Dinner Party]
Beer [The Sniffing Accountant][The Soup]
Bosco [The Secret Code] [The Abstinence][The Baby Shower]
Cafe Latte [The Postponement]
Cafe Latte [The Maestro]
Champagne Coolies [The Wig Master]
Chardonnay (broken) [The Dinner Party]
Cider [The Bottle Deposit (2)]
Club Soda - no ice [The Jacket]
Coca Cola [The Abstinence]
Cocoa [The Book Store]
Coffee - it's really sex [The Phone Message]
Coffe - black (with half a grapefruit) [The Subway]
Colt 45 - Babs [The Tape][The Nose Job]
Cream Soda [The Blood]
Cranberry juice with two limes [The Jacket]
Decaf Coffee [Good News Bad news] [The Soup]
Decaf Cappaccino [The Ticket -or?- The Pitch][The Good Samaritan]
Dr. Pepper (diet) [The Puerto Rican Day]
Duty Free Kalua [The Butter Shave]
Espresso
Folger's Crystals [The Library]
Gatorade [The Pez Dispensor]
Grape Juice [The Couch]
Herbal Teas - Camamille, Lemon Lift, Almond Pleasure
...Morning Thunder (with caffine) [The Dog]
Hennigen's [The Alternate Side][The Fatigues][The Parking Space]
Hershey's [The Secret Code]
Hot Coffee [The Maestro]
Juice box [The Foundation]
Latte [The Maestro]
Mellow Yellow soda [The Bottle Deposit]
Merlot [The Rye]
Milk [The Abstinence] [The Chicken Roaster]
Milkshake [The Finale]
Molotov Cocktail :-) [The Statue]
Morning Thunder (with caffein) [The Dog]
NAYA Water [The Cigar Store Indian][The Wife][The Junk Mail]
Nestle's Quick [The Fatigues]
Orange Juice [The Wife]
Orange Juice [The Wink]
Ovaltine [The Fatigues]
Peach Schnapps [The Betrayal]
Pepsi [The Dinner Party][The Truth]
Pertussin with Club Soda [The Hamptons]
Postum [The Pez Dispensor]
Prune Juice [The Cigar-Store Indian]
Royal Crown Cola [The Puerto Rican Day]
Sanka [The Soup]
Scotch - lots of ice [The Jacket]
Seltzer [The Pitch]
Snapple [The Virgin][The Abstinence]
Sour milk out of the carton [The Pitch]
Tea [The Hot Tub]
Tomato Juice [The Smelly Car]
Tropicana Orange Juice [The Wife]
Vodka [The Comeback]
Vodka and Cranberry Juice [The Red Dot]
Water, bottled [The Non-Fat Yogurt]
Wild Turkey [The Hot Tub]
Wine, boxed [The Dinner Party]
Wine [The Merv Griffin Show]
Yoo Hoo [The Bubble Boy][????]
Eggs/Dairy
Banana Yogurt [The Merv Griffin Show]
Butter [The Butter Shave]
Danon Blueberry Yogurt [The Glasses]
Egg Beaters omelette with cottage cheese [The Wizard]
Egg White Omelette [The Big Salad][The Soup]
Eggs for breakfast [The Pick]
Eggs [The Little Jerry]
Egg Rolls [The Chinese Restaurant]
Egg Salad [The Trip]
Fete Cheese Omelette [The Wizard]
French Toast [The Statue]
Large Block of Cheese [The Rye]
Large Block of Cheese [The Foundation]
Scambled Eggs with Lobster [The Hamptons]
Soft Boiled Egg [The Pick]
Swiss Cheese [The Soup]
Quiche thing [The Wink]
Western [The Soup]
Fruit
Apple [The Phone Message]
Apple [The Seven]
Apple Macintosh [Most Episodes]
Apple Pie [The Pie]
Avacado [The Mango]
Banana [The Face Painter]
Banana [The Seven]
Banana [The Apology]
Canned Fruit [The Maestro]
Cantaloupe [The Mango]
Cantaloupe [The Glasses]
Cantaloupe [The Ex-Girlfriend]
Grape (fallen) [The Stock Tip]
Grapefruit [The Wink]
Grapefruit (half with Black Coffee) [The Subway]
Hamptons Tomatoes [The Hamptons]
Macinaw peaches [The Doodle]
Mangos [The Mango]
Melons [The Junior Mint]
Nectarine [The Serenity Now]
Oranges [The Checks]
Papaya [The Mango][The Glasses]
Peaches [The Mango]
Pineapple [The Finale]
Plantains [The Mango]
Plumbs [The Mango]
Prunes, Figs, any Dried Fruit [The Pilot II]
Raisins [The Pilot]
Shredded Coconut [The Butter Shave]
Strawberries with Chocolate Sauce [The Blood]
The apples are mealy. The oranges are dry...
I don't know what's going
on with the papayas! [The Mango]
Meat
Arby's Roast Beef [The Dealership][The Burning]
Bacon [The Soulmate]
Beef-A-Reeno [The Rye]
Brisket [The Fatigues]
Chili [The Soup]
Cold-cuts [The Slicer]
Dog Food [The Suicide]
Five Alarm Chili [The Couch]
Franks and Beans [The Cafe]
Gyro [The Cigar Store Indian]
Hamburger - Meduim [The Shower Head]
Hamburger - Skyburger [The Chinese Restaurant]
Hamburger [The Finale]
Hash [The Fatigues]
Home-made sausages [The Blood]
Hot Dog [The Gum]
Hot Dog (Papaya King) [The Movie]
Hot Dog (Nathan's) [The Subway]
Hot Dog [The Understudy]
Hot Dog [The Suzie]
Hot Dog [The Wizard]
Hot Dog [The Soup]
Hot Dog (phone) [The Andrea Doria]
Lamb Chops [The Wink]
Meat Loaf [Male Unbonding]
Meatball Sandwich [The Little Jerry]
Mutton [The Wink][The Bottle Deposit (2)]
Pastrami and Corned Beef, Salami and Bologna in different classes [The Race]
Pork Chops [The Wink]
Porterhouse Steak [The Wink]
Red Meat [The Secretary]
Salami, Salami, Bologna [The Heart Attack]
Salted Cured Meats [The Blood]
Sausages [The Blood]
Steak [The Suicide]
Steak (for Kramer's eye) [The Apology]
Stuffed Cabbage [The Fatigues]
T-Bone Steak [The Maid]
Tamale [The Little Jerry]
US Prime Steak [The Fatigues]
Chicken/Fowl
Broiled Chicken [The Bubble Boy]
Casserole (unknown type) [The Beard]
Chicken [The Smelly Car]
Chicken (for wedding) [The Wait Out]
Chicken Cashew (not ordered) [The Race]
Chicken Kiev [The Abstinence]
Kung-Pao Chicken [The Jimmy]
Chicken Marsala [The Fatigues]
Chicken Piccata [The Fatigues]
Chicken with Poppy Seeds [The Shower Head]
Chicken, whole stuffed w/Gorganzolla and Ham [The Wink]
Chicken Skins [The Millennium]
Chicken Wing (Shoulder Blades) [The Apology]
Colonel Chang Chicken [The Parking Garage]
Cornish Game Hen [The Rye]
Duck [The Couch]
Duck, juicy breasts of [The Suicide]
Duck [The Fatigues]
Kenny Rogers Chicken [The Chicken Roaster]
Turkey [The Cafe]
Turkey [The Merv Griffin Show]
Turkey (Kramer)[The Butter Shave]
Turkey Jerky [The Summer of George]
Turkey Chili [The Calzone]
Tyler Chicken [The Muffin Tops]
Seafood
Clams Casino [The Betrayal]
Crab Legs from the"Price Club" [The Bottle Deposit 1]
Flounder Supreme - #47 [The Pothole]
Halibut [The Heart Attack]
Lobster [The Hamptons] [The Fusilli Jerry][The Bizarro Jerry]
Lobster on Monk's menu [The Assman]
Lobster Shells [The Millennium]
Salmon [The Opposite] [The Soup]
Sardines [The Good Samaritan]
Shrimp [The Comeback]
Shrimp (stringy) [The Cafe]
Shrimp [The Andrea Doria]
Sole [The Soup]
Swordfish [The Soup]
Tuna Fishy [The Soup Nazi]
Whitefish [The Soulmate]
Rice/Pasta
Calzone - Paisano's [The Calzone]
Canolli [The Calzone]
Chow Fung (noodle) [The Virgin]
Macaroni [The Understudy]
Fettucine primavera
Fusilli [The Fusilli Jerry]
Paella [The Raincoats]
What am I going to do with all this paella? (a la bologna sandwiches)
Pasta Primavera [The Shoes]
Pasta at Chadways [The Alternate Side]
Mushroom pizza. [The Sniffing Accountant]
Pizza - Poppies -make own [Male Unbonding]
Pizza - make own [The Couch]
Pizza - Paccino's [The Couch]
Pizza [The Frogger]
Raviolli [The Assman]
Rigatoni [The Cafe]
Rissoto [The Switch]
Rissoto [The Mango]
Spaghetti [The Pilot]
Spaghetti [The Junior Mint]
Tamales [The Pitch]
Vegetable Lasagna [The Butter Shave]
Sandwiches
Atomic Sub [The Strike]
Bologna [The Puffy Shirt]
What am I going to do with all these sandwiches? (a la paella)
Bologna [The Opposite]
Bacon Club (no turkey) [The Soup]
BLT [The Robbery]
Brisket Sandwich [The Robbery]
Chicken Salad on Rye [The Opposite]
Cold Chicken [The Soup]
Egg Salad [The Stock Tip]
Egg Salad (with tarragon) [The Trip]
Egg Salad on Whole Wheat [Male Unbonding]
Grilled Cheese [The Foundation]
Grilled Cheese(burned) [The Mango]
Ham and Cheese [The Jimmy]
Hero Sandwich [The Pie]
Little sandwiches [The Stall]
Ostrich Burger [The Maid]
Pastrami Sandwich [The Blood]
Peanut Butter [The Stall]
Reuben [The Voice]
Salami Sandwich (fake -> clock) [The Chicken Roaster]
Salmon [The Stall]
Tuna [The Stall][Th Trip]
Tuna on toast [The Opposite][The Soup]
Turkey Club [The Bubble Boy][The Wizard]
Turkey Club (no bacon) [The Soup]
Turkey Roll [Male Unbonding]
Turkey Sandwich [The Maid]
Turkey Sandwich (with no Dijon) [The Seven]
Turkey Sandwich (white meat) with a side of slaw [The Understudy]
Soup
Bouillabaisse [The Stake out]
Bouillabaisse [The Shoes]
Carrot Soup [The Lip reader]
Chicken Gumbo [The Soup Nazi][The Soup]
Consommé (in a bowl with crackers) [The Soup]
Consommé [The Shoes]
Crab Bisque [The Soup Nazi]
Creamed Soups [The Sponge]
Cuppa Soup [The Merv Griffin Show]
Deli Soup [The Marine Biologist]
Jambalaya [The Soup Nazi]
Lobster Bisque [The Yada Yada]
Lima Bean Soup [The Soup Nazi]
Motzah Ball [The Soup]
Medium Turkey Chili [The Soup Nazi]
Mulligatawny soup [The Soup Nazi]
Mushroom Barley [The Soup]
Pea Soup [The Lip Reader]
Tomatoe Soup [The Soup]
Wild Mushroom [The Soup Nazi]
Yankee Bean [The Alternate Side]
Vegetables
Artichoke - from Kramer's trip to the price club)[The Bottle Deposit 1]
Baked Beans [Frogger]
Baked Potato w/Sour Cream [The Wink]
Big Salad [The Big Salad] [The Soup]
Brocolli [The Chicken Roaster]
Chef Salad [The Maid]
Carrots [The Lip Reader]
Cole Slaw [The Opposite]
Cucumber [The Heart Attack]
Egg Plant [The Calzone]
Egg Plant Parmesian [The Finale]
Foliage - edible [The Pony Remark]
French Fries (Nathan's)[The Subway]
French Fried Onion Rings [The Suicide]
Hampton Tomatoes [The Hamptons]
Insalata Grande (port.) [The Abstinence]
Kugel [The Fatigues]
Kreplach [The Fatigues]
Latkas [The Fatigues]
Lettuce (as a brain) [The Abstinence]
Olives [The Wife]
Olives [The Bizarro Jerry]
Onion [The Glasses][The Soulmate]
Peas [The Pony Remark]
Peas [The Lip Reader]
Pea Pods [The Virgin][The Visa???]
Pickle (Jerry never had a good one) [The Heart Attack]
Potato Salad [The Opposite]
Potato Salad [The Book Store]
Potatoes [The Slicer]
Radish Roses - Insert a knife into the center
and twist. Then make it bloom.
Soak it in water 30 to 40 minutes.
[The Apology]
Roasted Potatoes [The Statue]
Small salad [The Big Salad] [The Soup]
Tzimmis [The Fatigues]
Veggie burger [The Handicapped Spot]
Wax Beans (Generic Brand) [The Merv Griffin Show]
