SeinfelDeaths
Updated - April 23, 2003
People
Aunt Baby - had internal problems (see cousin Mo) [The Money]
Aunt Clarice - George double dipped at the funeral [The Implant]
Brett - hit by ax handle goes into coma with Elaine and Jerry
singing Desperado- then "we're losing him" as doctor
goes into a trance in the ambulance while Witchy Woman
is playing -beeping heart monitor goes silent[The Checks]
Celia's father - died from a long and painful bout of...[The Merv Griffin Show]
Chelsea - strangled in L. A. with Kramer's script "on her person". [The Trip 1]
Curly - Jerry thinks Crab Grass and Couch Grass killed him [The Heart Attack]
Cousin Mo - had internal problems (see Aunt Bebe) [The Money]
Drowning of 51 people - how many usually die on a cruise 30? 40? [The Andrea Doria]
Duncan - it is just a matter of time ... [The Couch]
Elaine's Grandparents - died five years ago [The Blood]
Fiancee - said to have been eaten by Dingos [The Stranded]
Five people including the new busboy - gas explosion [The Busboy]
Fulton - dies (maybe) after hearing Jerry's comedy in hospital [The Stand-In]
Gammy Kranz - died but did not like a 'lazy eye' [The Maid]
Gary Fogel - faked cancer died of car crash [The Scofflaw]
Gennice's Grandmother - no tears here [The Understudy]
George's Grandmother - died two weeks early because he did not know what to say [The Bubble Boy]
Grandma Mimma - left all the linens [The Wink]
Grandpa - left Jerry the clothes and statue [The Statue]
Jayne Mansfield - said to have been choked by her bust [The Implant]
Mrs. Hudwalker - lady in apartment above Jerry - Elaine wants it [The Apartment]
Jerry - shot by FBI agents [The Baby Shower]
Mr. Kornstein - died and kramer moved in [The Wizard]
Manya - who comes from a pony country to a non-pony...[The Pony Remark]
Marty Benson - 67 years old, caught cold when Richie dumped Gatorade on him [The Pez Dispenser]
Marvin Kessler - 96 but out of shape [The Blood]
Mass Murderer - Son of Sam - David Berkowitz's mail bag [The Diplomat's Club]
Mass Murderer- Joel Rifkin's dismembered victims - [The Masseuse]
Mass Murderer - the Lopper [The Frogger]
Mass Murderer - The Smog Strangler [The Trip]
Mental Patient - jumped onto George's perfectly parked car [The Bris]
Moochie - Jerry and Seth's college friend [The Chicken Roaster]
Norman Bergerman - won't be leaving tips where he is [The Wizard]
Mrs. Peterman - George "killed" her [The Secret Code]
Pinkus - The Dry Cleaner murdered by Gendason after Kramer and he argued about golf [The Big Salad]
Poppie's Mother - ate bad fish on the high seas [The Couch]
Mrs. Ross (Susan's grandmother) - died during the winter of 1947-1948 [The Cheevers Letters]
Mr. Ross (Susan's grandfather) - died ten years later, to the day [The Cheevers Letter]
Russel Dalrymple - presumably drowned during Greenpeace action [The Pilot]
Six Hundred and Fifty Million, no... Thousand - in the Civil War [The Stranded]
Susan - toxic poison on envelopes [The Invitations]
Susie - faked her suicide [The Susie]
Tail Gunner - had his brains blown out all over the Pacific [The Jacket]
Animals
Fredo - poisoned by the key [The Strongbox]
Lobster - Kramer stole from lobster pot [The Hamptons]
Pigeons - Miss Rhode Island's doves drowned by Jerry [The Chaperone]
Pigeons - run over by George [The Merv Griffin Show]
The Gold Fish - Elaine's plastic bag [The Parking Garage]
The Cat that George starved by not feeding it [The Trip I]
The Cat that Lomez killed by blowing neighbour's electicity [The Slicer]
Captain Nemo - in the third at Belmont had to be killed [The Strike]
Cockroaches - killed by Mrs. Pasteur with boots on her hands [The Pick]
