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quotes[1] = "<i>I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried out by six.</i><br>--Elderly inner-city waiter";
quotes[2] = "<i>The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.</i><br>--Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.";
quotes[3] = "<i>Lying is forbidden in Iraq.</i><br>--Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Former Iraqi Information Minister";
quotes[4] = "<i>[Outside of the killings], Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.</i><br>--Marion Barry";
quotes[5] = "<i>A zebra does not change its spots.</i><br>--Al Gore";
quotes[6] = "<i>This is like deja vu all over again.</i><br>--Yogi Berra";
quotes[7] = "<i>I'm not part of the problem.</i><br>--Bill Clinton";
quotes[8] = "<i>The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.</i><br>--Bob Dole";
quotes[9] = "<i>Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.</i><br>--Albert Einstein";
quotes[10] = "<i>I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.</i><br>--Dan Quayle";
quotes[11] = "<i>I'm very familiar with the importance of dairy farming in Wisconsin. I've spent the night on a dairy farm here in Wisconsin. If I'm entrusted with the presidency, you'll have someone who is very familiar with what the Wisconsin dairy industry is all about.</i><br>--Al Gore";
quotes[12] = "<i>We can build a collective civic space large enough for all our separate identities, that we can be e pluribus unum -- out of one, many</i><br>--Al Gore";
quotes[13] = "<i>Communism has killed only 100 million people.  Let's give it another chance.</i><br>--ProtestWarrior.com";
quotes[14] = "<i>War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.</i><br>--John Stuart Mill";
quotes[15] = "<i>Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.  It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.  The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.</i><br>--C.S. Lewis";
quotes[16] = "<i>A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned.  This is the sum of good government.</i><br>--Thomas Jefferson";
quotes[17] = "<i>I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him.</i><br>--Booker T. Washington";
quotes[18] = "<i>Ideas are far more powerful than guns.  We don't let our people have guns.  Why should we let them have ideas?</i><br>--Josef Stalin";
quotes[19] = "<i>It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ.  For this very reason peoples of other faiths have been afforded asylum, prosperity, and freedom of worship.</i><br>--Patrick Henry";
quotes[20] = "<i>All truth passes through three states.  First, it is ridiculed.  Second, it is violently opposed.  Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.</i><br>--Arthur Schopenhauer";
quotes[21] = "<i>When it is a question of settling disputes, everyone is equal before the law.  When it is a question of putting one person before another in positions of public responsibility, what counts is not membership in a particular class, but the actual ability which the man possesses.</i><br>--Pericles";
quotes[22] = "<i>No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding.</i><br>--Plato";
quotes[23] = "<i>America is the greatest, freest, and most decent society in existence.  It is an oasis of goodness in a desert of cynicism and barbarism.  This country, once an experiment unique in the world, is now the last best hope for the world.  By making sacrifices for America, and by our willingness to die for her, we bind ourselves by invisible cords to those great patriots who fought at Yorktown, Gettysburg, and Iwo Jima, and we prove ourselves worthy of the blessings of freedom.  By defeating the terrorist threat of Islamic fundamentalism, we can protect the American way of life while once again redeeming humanity from a global menace.  History will view America as a great gift to the world, a gift that Americans today must preserve and cherish.</i><br>--Dinesh D'Souza, from <i>What's So Great About America</i>";
quotes[24] = "<i>By defining society not as an entity made up of individual people but as a collection of cultures-such as white culture, black culture, Hispanic culture-the Left effectively isolates us, whether we like it or not, into special-interest groups.  The culture has the identity, eclipsing the individual.  We're no longer individuals with unique minds and talents; we're defined instead by the color of our skin, by the country in which we were born, by the religion we practice.</i><br>--Tammy Bruce, former head of the Los Angeles chapter of the National Organization for Women";
quotes[25] = "<i>Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.</i><br>--Lord Acton";
quotes[26] = "<i>We must mend our broken fences, literally and figuratively, one post at a time.  And we must -- each and every American among us, native-born and naturalized alike -- recommit ourselves to the oath of citizenship that binds us to upport and defend the laws and Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign and domestic, so help us God.</i><br>--Michelle Malkin";


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