Vegans, people with a monkey-funky religion who think they’re special, who think they’re better than everyone else, and who think that they know what’s best for everyone else. That’s right, vegans. People who cry for attention by constantly “advocating” their diet, trying to evangelize people into their cult, one way or another, and then get upset whenever someone asks them a simple question with a hard answer instead of just falling at their feet, begging them for advice on how to convert. And then they whine about being “discriminated” against just because they’re not being worshiped. Yep, vegans. That’s exactly what they do. That’s what being a vegan is all about. It’s not about promoting human health at all, or preventing human deaths, improving human life, or lengthening it. It’s only about promoting animal rights (AR) by any means possible, regardless of how dirty or underhanded the methods may actually be. They will say anything and everything that they think for one second might sway someone, anyone, to become a believer, regardless of how untrue or irrelevant it actually is. Because it’s all for the “greater good” you see. That’s their “excuse” for lying. They are some of the biggest hypocrites in the world, and they are proud of it too. Hypocrisy is their bread and butter…oops, I mean soy paste. And if it’s one thing I hate, it’s hypocrisy, especially when it is so blatantly deliberate.

This article is about all the funky arguments that vegans often use in their attempts to brainwash people during their little advocating sessions, when they actually get a meat-eater to sit down and listen to what they have to say. I’ve done this a lot myself to get an insider’s perspective on their ideals and to find out what makes them tick. Basically, they are obsessed with getting everyone else to think that veganism is the end all and be all of everything that is holy and right in the world. It is not only worth it on a personal level to them, but they actually believe that it is absolutely necessary for the survival or “salvation” of the human race, that every human become a vegan, as well as for the preservation of the environment, in order to prevent Armageddon. And honestly, they don’t think that any human in the entire world deserves to live unless that human is a vegan, because to them, all meat-eaters are just a bunch of ignorant, selfish rednecks that don’t have any idea what they’re doing, or just don’t give a shit about anyone or anything but themselves. I think I’ve heard just about all of their silly garbage at this point, so now it’s time for me to share it with everyone else, with full explanations as to why it fails, so that you can see just how their little system tries to work.

Let me give you a specific example of what I’m talking about when it comes to the hypocrisy of vegans. A very simple and common example that I have seen time and again, I don’t know how many times: saying one thing, and then turning around and saying the exact opposite, because both things sound good, even though any idiot can tell that they both can’t be true at the same time. Such as, on one hand, telling people that going vegan is easy and that everyone can do it without experiencing any negative side effects, so as to give the impression that if you’re not vegan, then you’re just a mean, selfish person. And then, on the other hand, telling people that being a vegan is not easy, that it is a lot of work, and that it takes a lot of serious dedication to stay vegan, so as to give the impression that one is doing a great service to humanity just by being vegan, because it involves making huge sacrifices in one’s life for the sake of the well-being of animals and the environment as well as their fellow man. I have heard both of these arguments used in support of veganism by the exact same people.

And then there is the good old double-standard, such as telling people that going vegan is the best thing that anyone can do to save animals and the environment, and so anyone who is not a vegan is not doing their part, no matter what else they are doing, while they themselves continue to buy food from the store, that comes from farms that use the feces of livestock as fertilizer and pesticides to kill bugs and rodents, and that get transported by trucks that pollute the environment and kill thousands of animals on the roads daily, roads that are paved right through animal habitats, just because they are too lazy and inept to even attempt to grow any of their own food, while they also continue to live in houses with running water, electricity, heat and air conditioning, computers and the internet, etc. just like the rest of us who are fortunate enough not to be destitute and homeless. So in actuality, vegans are every bit as willing as any meat-eater to let animals suffer and die just for the sake of their convenience, only they are in total denial of it, because they refuse to take any of the collateral damage that is caused by their lifestyle into consideration before they go passing judgment against everyone else.

Another prime example of vegan hypocrisy is when it comes to the argument about what is “natural” and what is not when it comes to human diets and means of living. Vegans love to tout that their diet is the “most natural” for humans in general, and that eating meat is “not natural” for our species, therefore “eating meat is wrong”. Where do they get this idea, anyway? I will tell you, because I’ve heard it all. They will contend that since, supposedly, one of the earliest ancestors of the human species, an ancient proto-human that went extinct millions of years ago (I forget it’s name), was apparently a vegetarian, that means that we humans, today, should be as well. That is actually one of their arguments. They will also content that since all other modern apes are “vegetarians”, that means that we should be vegans, despite the fact that humans have been eating meat since the dawn of our kind, and it actually started with proto-humans that also lived millions of years ago, and despite the fact that, in reality, there is no such thing as a non-human vegan. Because apparently they’ve never seen a video of a monkey picking bugs off of another monkey and eating them like they’re candy, and they’ve never heard about the chimpanzees that have been observed in the wild, hunting other animals in packs, killing them and eating them.

And then they want to accuse meat-eaters and not doing enough research, and they get upset when a meat-eater doesn’t even know what veganism is, but then they get even more upset when a meat-eater does know what veganism is, and chooses to remain a meat-eater because they don’t agree with all the rhetoric about veganism that vegans constantly spew, or even worse, chooses to speak the truth about it, like I do.

The list goes on. Let’s talk about how vegans like to play the victim, like they are being discriminated against, because meat-eaters are supposedly picking on them about their diet all the time, by asking them mean questions like, “Where do you get your protein?”, and “shoving meat in their face every day”, despite the fact that veganism is all about activism and advocating the vegan diet for the sake of AR, which includes trying to make non-vegans feel guilty about eating meat, every day. I’ve heard this petty argument a lot, and it really is quite pathetic. Here’s the truth on the matter: they are the real aggressors in the situation. Because vegans want to be able to walk into any establishment that clearly caters to meat-eaters, like any steakhouse or bar & grill or fast food restaurant that specializes in steaks or hamburgers or chicken or seafood or BBQ pork ribs, and not see anyone eating any meat, or else they will accuse everyone there of “shoving their meat in their face”. No kidding. It’s like they actually want meat-eaters who go to a meat-eater restaurant and pay to be served meat dishes to be forced to hide their food under the table every time they see a known vegan walking down the isle, since vegans always make sure to let everyone in their vicinity know that they are a vegan, even though they hate all the negative attention that they supposedly get for it, because they bitch about it all the time.

It makes me wonder, how does anyone even know that someone is a vegan unless they are being deliberately overt about it? I’m always hearing from vegans about how mean everyone else is to them for being a vegan. One vegan who recently emailed me said this, so I asked her, “How did they know that she was a vegan?” Her answer was startling. She told me that she has to tell people who work at meat-eater restaurants that she is a vegan so that they can cook her food for her. I was like…huh? Why the heck would a vegan want any meat-eaters to cook her food for her? At first, it made no sense to me at all, but then I figured it out. Vegans do this on purpose, they go to meat-eater restaurants and order vegan food that’s not even on the menu because they know that everyone who works there is a meat-eater who probably has never even heard of veganism before. It’s all part of their activism, you see, to force “ignorant” meat-eaters to prepare vegan food in order to educate them about veganism. But then, of course, they get upset when the order gets messed up, which I’m sure happens a lot, since their food not only must be completely devoid of all the animal products that normal people and “regular” vegetarians (lacto-ovo ones, that still eat eggs and dairy products) use on a daily basis, but also it cannot even come into any contact with any cookware or utensils that have been in contact with any animal products either, or else it won’t be “kosher” enough for them to even think about touching it.

Obviously, a lot of special work is required to produce a vegan dish at a restaurant that is not set up for that purpose, that doesn’t have any employees that are specially trained to do it, but they think that we owe it to them to go out of our way and jump through hoops to appease them, because they are almighty vegans, and we are just lowly meat-eaters that should feel privileged just to be in their presence. That is their attitude. And then they also want meat-eaters to go the extra mile and actually build vegan restaurant chains just for them, because they are too lazy and inept to do it themselves. Plus, there is not enough of them to staff such places and keep them in business, so I guess they probably want government money to be used to support them as well, since that’s the only way they could possibly stay in existence. And I think they actually get off on having meat-eaters slave for them. Maybe because they think it will help them to win converts, if meat-eaters are forced to cook their food for them, so that we will get to see how “yummy” and “easy to prepare” it is, so that we will be compelled to convert, and if we still don’t then they can just continue to accuse us of being ignorant and selfish when we keep on eating meat anyway, and they will point their little bony little fingers at us like their shit doesn’t stink. I am not kidding. There are a lot of vegans who actually believe, literally, that their shit smells better than ours, and that alone makes them better than us.

So how bad are any vegans actually being discriminated against? I’m not saying it never happens, I’m not saying that vegans never get made fun of, but let’s look at reality: who is trying to ban veganism? Where are all the anti-veg picket signs and anti-veg protesters who accuse vegans of being plant murderers and juxtapose pictures of dead bodies from the Holocaust with piles of rotting vegetable matter? Where are all the hunters who stalk vegans on the street, to ruin their pleather jackets with spray-paint? Where are all the anti-veg terrorists who cut the break lines on veggie trucks? How many death threats can any vegan in the world honesty say that they have ever received just because they are a vegan? I don’t see any of this happening at all, anywhere in the world, do you? And yet, there are vegans out there, right now, in America, who have done all of that and will continue to do this shit to omnivores every day, from trying to use the law against us to breaking the law against us. Because they don’t care, they will do anything to get their way if they think it might work, even if it never actually does, and only serves to annoy people, or make them fear for their safety. You should just listen to all of the dirty, rotten, nasty things that vegans are constantly saying to and about meat-eaters every day who want nothing at all to do with them one way or another. It’s really easy, just go to Youtube, for example, and type the word “hunting” in the search bar, press enter, click on the first thing that pops up, and then read all of the comments that are posted there by vegans, where they say things like that they are going to murder the person who posted the video of a legal hunt, just because they are a hunter, and torture and kill their entire family, including their dog. It’s down right ridiculous, and it’s damn hard to find even one hunting video on Youtube, or any other website that allows public comments to be made on videos, that does not contain such foul, profane, and damning comments that are obviously posted by vegans. And then these same vegans want to whine about how much they are being discriminated against just because normal people look at them like they are crazy, because THEY ARE.

Now let’s look at another hypocritical argument that vegans like to use against meat-eaters all the time: that meat-eaters are wrong if they never kill any animals themselves, and yet they are even more wrong if they actually do. How does that work? Apparently meat-eaters are supposed to feel bad if they don’t go hunting or work in a slaughterhouse, and they are supposed to feel even worse if they actually do either of those things. Vegans criticize urban meat-eaters who have no interest in hunting, or are actually against it for whatever strange reason, and accuse them of thinking that hamburgers grow on magical hamburger trees. But they pick on hunters even more, calling them barbaric cavemen and sadistic murders who only hunt to pleasure themselves by causing animals pain, regardless if they eat everything they kill or not, or how fast and painless their kills actually care. Damned if you do and damned if you don’t, so best just to vegan so you won’t be damned at all, that’s their motto. Since veganism IS a religion, after all. A lot of then do in fact believe that there is some superior spiritual component to veganism.

Anyway, vegans hate it when meat-eaters buy meat from the grocery store that comes from factory farms, and they like to go on and on about how cruel all domestic livestock is treated, but they get even more upset when they see people who still hunt wild animals for food, no matter how much more clean and humane it actually is. Why is that? Because vegans hate it when anyone eats any kind of meat for any reason, regardless of where it came from or how the animal was killed, and people who demonstrate a willingness to perform the kill themselves actually bother them the most. Not that it really matters in the slightest, because arguing about the ethics or lack thereof pertaining to either farmed or hunted meat respectively is entirely pointless on their part, and yet they do it anyway, even though they are against ALL animal usage, one way or another.

So why do they bother nitpicking about the issues so much? Because they want to turn meat-eaters against each other, now matter how disingenuous and misleading their arguments in either case actually are, even though they are against all omnivores in any case, no matter what. Because they can’t win their fight on their own, they need their enemies to fight their battles for them. And once again, they will say anything if they think it will help them get their way, even if they wind up blatantly contradicting themselves. They don’t care about being honest or forthright with people at all. They like being shady and deceptive. I think it gives them a power trip.

And when it comes to picking on hunters, in particular, they only succeed in entrenching themselves even deeper in their already atrocious levels of hypocrisy. Because they love to criticize hunters for using high-powered rifles to kill animals, calling it “cowardly” and “unnatural”, but what do you think they say about those that use more “traditional” methods such as bow and arrow, knife, or a club? They just bitch even more about that! They don’t have any more respect for anyone who uses a cruder, more difficult, or more “natural” method of dispatching their prey, they actually have even less! So how do you think they would feel about a person actually killing an animal with their bare hands? I don’t know how many times that I have heard vegans say that meat-eaters are hypocrites if they don’t kill every animal they eat with their own bare hands. But obviously, they would not be pleased by that in the slightest, if it ever did happen. All they would do in that case is just scream bloody murder about how deliberately inhumane it is, so in reality, the more natural a kill gets, the more they will bitch about it. Furthermore, I would like to see them attempt to survive on a vegan diet in the wild, without using any tools whatsoever. How about practicing what you preach? I dare them to try living totally naked in the woods for just one week by eating nothing but raw, wild plants that grow naturally in whatever area they happen to live in right now, whether they live in Alaska or Arizona, or southern Indiana where the winters are cold and wet and the ticks are horrendous in the summer. Let’s see how long they can survive by eating plants that are not cultivated, planted or harvested, by any gas-guzzling farm machinery, and drinking unsanitized water only from ponds, rivers, and streams like all other wild animals do. I bet they couldn’t even make it like that for three days, and by refusing to do it, they are every bit as “unnatural” as the rest of us supposedly are, if not even more so. And I content for the latter in that case. So what right do they have to criticize me for the way I live? None whatsoever. So they can just kiss my ass. Maybe it will help them get some B-12! ;)

Another typical argument that I have heard from vegans is that “meat is too expensive”, suggesting that all meat is always more expensive than all fruits and vegetables are, which obviously isn’t true, because even common vegetables like tomatoes can get quite expensive, especially during the off-seasons when they have to be grown in greenhouses, and wind up costing more per pound than beef. But they say this anyway in order to deceive people into thinking that they can save tons of money by becoming a vegan, because veganism is supposedly cheaper than any other diet in the world. Actually, though, veganism winds up being a lot more expensive in the long run, because all of that exotic produce and the soy products that they require to maintain a tolerable variety in their diet is not cheap, and a lot of the stuff that they like to eat has to be specially ordered because regular grocery stores in most areas don’t normally sell it. And somehow, importing tons of vegan food from other states and countries that exist hundreds and thousands of miles away from your house via gas-guzzling ships, trucks, and trains is more humane and better for the environment than shooting a deer in the woods. Yeah, right. Another thing to think about is, what would actually happen if more people in the world went vegan, as in a lot more, especially if it got to the point where they actually outnumbered meat-eaters? That is exactly what they so desperately want to happen, but obviously they are not thinking about the consequences at all. The price of fruits and vegetables would skyrocket, becoming even more expensive than they are now, and even more land would have to be cleared to build more farms in order to keep up with the demand, assuming that is even possible. Because when you cut all meat, eggs, and dairy products out of your diet, you are basically just eliminating an entire food group, and the one that happens to provide the most calories at that, so then you have to eat tons more of everything else to make up for the loss. And it takes tons more fruit and vegetables to make up for the lost calories of the missing animal products. Vegans always hate getting asked about where they get their protein, because they have to eat tons of legumes and leafy stuff every day to get the same amount of protein and iron that they could get from eating just one small piece of meat. And I’m sure they get really sick of it after a while. I know I would! I mean, I do like vegetables, but I would get really sick of having to stuff my face with them every single day just to stay alive because I’m not allowed to eat any meat, or even eggs. Yeah, screw that.

Do not be fooled. Veganism is not about eating the right things for the sake of your health. It’s about NEVER eating a whole bunch of things for idiotic, ideological, i.e. religious reasons. Anyone in the world can have a perfectly healthy diet and still not be a vegan. Look at the Japanese and Okinawans, who are consistently among the longest living people in the world. It’s true that they don’t eat a whole lot of red meat, at least not traditionally, but they have never been vegan traditionally either. But that’s only because of land issues, since they don’t have very much of it, not because they feel bad about eating animals. However, seafood, pork, and goat meat have been staples of their diet for centuries, and they have never been known for being overly sensitive about killing animals for food. No, that’s only rich white people from the richer parts of Europe and America, who are so overly privileged that they just don’t know what else to do with themselves, and oddly enough, most vegans are either women or gay men. Not that I have anything against women or gay men, or whites, and for the record I am a white woman, but I am poor. I was also in the military and I lived in Okinawa for a year, where I developed a taste for sushi. So I can vouch with first-hand experience that Okinawans are not typically vegans. I bring that up because on the HSUS website, they claim that the “longest living population” is vegan, and “never eats any animals at all”. But obviously that is a blatant lie! It just goes to show how much misinformation they try to spread to get more converts to their “church”, because that is the only way they can get them.

What it all boils down to is this: vegans have a mental illness. I like to call it “Bambi Syndrome”, because I really think that all of this started with that stupid movie. Yeah, there was an anti-vivisection movement that had started in the UK long before that, but that was more about animal welfare than animal rights. I think the whole “animal rights” thing really started up right about the same time that dumb movie came out, and I don’t think that is just a coincidence. And ever since then, Disney has consistently pumped out movies that depict animals with human intelligence and human emotions being “victimized” by “evil humans”, especially hunters and farmers. Charlotte’s Web is another bad one, where we are supposed to feel bad for this pig because he’s going to get turned into bacon, and a freaking spider of all things goes out of its way to save him. And Watership Down. All of these movies cast humans as the villains, humans that are only doing things that normally would be considered normal. But they twist it into some kind of perversion against nature, and make it seem like some horrible crime. Like in 101 Dalmatians, when this evil bitch named Cruella collects puppies from unsuspecting owners just to make them into a fur coat. I think it’s obvious that the people who make these kinds of movies, and the people who wrote the books that they are based on, are trying to brainwash kids into turning against their own kind. Either than, or maybe the authors and producers didn’t think that they would be taken literally. Maybe they just meant to use animals to teach us lessons about human issues, but the kids are taking it all wrong and assuming that animals are really like that instead. And that is really, really sad.