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September
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by Max (with Walt
Oleksy) |
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Hi. I'm Max, a
Lab-shepherd. |
I prefer
strolling the sidewalk with a responsible, mature master. |
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“LOST EMPIRES”
Colin Firth stars in one of his first movies, playing
a newcomer to the stage, and Sir Laurence Olivier in one of his last, playing
a comic on his way out. And it’s a gem, telling about the last years
of the music halls that were so popular in England in the early and mid 1900s,
based on the novel by J.B. Priestly. The Masterpiece Theater series was filmed
in some authentic old music halls around the United Kingdom and beautifully
evokes the lives, music, and costumes of music hall performers. John Castle
plays Colin’s uncle, a magician who introduces him to the world of
the music hall. Step into a fascinating world of yesterday in this 3-disc
DVD set from Granada and Goldhil Video and you’ll enjoy
forgetting about today. My highest rating: Two paws up, tail wags, and lots
of “Woo Woo’s!”
“YOUNG ADAM”
I have yet to be disappointed in a movie with Ewan McGregor.
To me, he saved MOULIN ROUGE from disaster because Nicole Kidman was in it.
His new one is a romantic thriller with Tilda Swinton who always plays offbeat
women or women-like women. “Only an amoral drifter(Ewan) knows for
certain whether his ex-girlfriend’s death was an accident, suicide,
or murder in this critically
acclaimed thriller.” Watch it and find out. It’s worth the trip.
From Columbia Tri-Star. Two paws up.
“BLOOM”
James Joyce’s Ulysses gets a powerful treatment
in this new adaptation of his huge novel. Stephen Rea, Aneline Ball, Hugh
O’Conor, and Patrick Bergin are a great ensemble cast in a production
that will take you back to a June morning in 1904 that you may never forget.
A terrific DVD from MTI Home Video.
“BON VOYAGE”
A delightful romantic comedy from France
with a terrific cast headed by Isabelle Adjani and Gerard Depardieu. “Rousing
hilarity and spectacle!” and “Devour it with pleasure!” said
two critics. It keeps you wondering, with murderous intrigues, political
melodrama, scientific secrets and, of course (since it’s French) love
affairs. From Columbia Tri-Star.
“WATERMELON MAN”
Godfrey Cambridge plays an offbeat character
in this “comedy with a soul.” He’s a white suburban husband
and father who is also a loud-mouthed racist who wakes up one morning to
find he’s turned into a black man. Imagine the possibilities. It’s
pretty funny while it does a job on the tolerance theme. From Columbia Tri-Star.
“SPRING, SUMMER, FALL, WINTER, AND SPRING”
My foreign film pick of the month. From Korea with love, with English or
French subtitles, this tells a Buddhist fable about a tiny monastery that
floats on a raft tended by a solitary monk. A young child comes aboard to
bring even deeper meaning to the monk’s life. It’s an engrossing
movie from award-winning Korean writer-director-editor Kim Ki-duk and one
you will appreciate and long remember. From Columbia Tri-Star. Max’s
rating: the highest.
“SHARPE’S
REGIMENT, MISSION, AND SEIGE”
Three more DVD entries in the smashing Brit adventure
series with Sean Bean as the stalwart Brit officer Richard Sharpe in
the Napoleonic Wars, based on Bernard Cornwell’s best-selling novels.
These three are definitely up to the high standards of the earlier entries,
and I have about four more to look forward to. I really think Errol Flynn
would have liked what Sean is doing to keep the swashbuckler alive. I
can’t think of anyone who could do it better. Certainly not cardboard
Russell Crouse (MASTER AND COMMANDER), or the new kids on the adventure
block, pretty boys Colin Farrell (ALEXANDER) and Brad Pitt (Achilles
in TROY). Sean isn’t pretty; he looks like he slept in the mud
and ate grass with his fighting men. From Carlton and BFS Video. Two
paws up, tail wags, and lots of “Woo Woo’s!”
“WODEHOUSE PLAYHOUSE”
The real-life husband
and wife acting team of John Alderton and Pauline Collins, who were
knockouts in the Masterpiece Theater series “UPSTAIRS, DOWNSTAIRS” which
is still available on DVD, are perfect playing in this comic series
on DVD from the stories by P.G. Wodehouse. It’s very British
comedy, which means it’s smart and not in the toilet. Acorn Media
offers all three series of the BBC comedy in a 6-volume boxed set,
or separately by series. It’s wry and rib-tickling and you won’t
feel like you checked your head at the door.
“AT HOME WITH THE BRAITHWAITES”
They’re a modern Brit family coping with winning millions in the first-ever
Euro Lottery. Only the young mother(Amanda Redman) knows, though, and it’s
fun to see how she keeps it from the rest of the family including her husband.
They’re a typical dysfunctional Brit family with a philandering husband
(Peter Davison), a closet lesbian daughter, and… well, you’ll
see. The complete first season of the hit television series in a 2-DVD set >From
Acorn Media.
“LITTLE MEN, SET TWO”
The further adventures of Louisa May Alcott’s boys
that was so good in the first set. Michelle Rene Thomas reprises her role
as Jo, running a boarding school for boys and girls in rural Massachusetts
in the years after the Civil War. Charming stories, charmingly told and acted.
A two-disc set from BFS Video.
“HETTY WAINTHROPP INVESTIGATES”
Hetty
is a 60-year-old Brit housewife who can’t resist trying to solve mysteries,
with the help of a teenage sidekick. It’s one of BBC’s most popular
series and stars Patricia Routledge who was named the U.K.’s all-time
favorite actress in a 1996 viewer poll. I can’t say I agree, considering
Vivien Leigh, Glenda Jackson, Vanessa Redgrave and others, but Patricia is
awfully good. The detective stories are typical Brit which I like - the emphasis
on story and character and not on blood and guts.
The complete first season of six episodes in a 3-DVD set from Acorn Media.
"LORD JIM"
Peter O’Toole stars in this adaptation of Joseph Conrad’s seafaring
adventure as a captain who disgraces himself when he abandons his ship in a
great emergency and is branded a coward. James Mason co-stars in this exciting
1965 drama from director Richard Brooks that is beautifully restored for DVD.
From Columbia Tri-Star.
Eight of Alfred Hitchcock’s movies that have been
somehow overlooked so far are out at last on DVD in restored editions,
and they’re all great. My three favorites of them are “SUSPICION” with
Joan Fontaine wondering if the man she married, Cary Grant, is going to
kill her; “FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT” with Joel McCrea learning
World War II is all over Europe before America gets into it; and “I
CONFESS” with Montgomery Clift (now there was an actor!) as a
priest who can’t tell the cops a killer just admitted it in the confessional.
The others are almost as good: “STRANGERS
ON A TRAIN,” “DIAL M FOR MURDER,” “THE
WRONG MAN,” “STAGE FRIGHT,” and Hitch’s only comedy, “MR.
AND MRS. SMITH” which teamed Carole Lombard and Robert Montgomery as
feuding marrieds who find out they really aren’t. From Warner Home
Video. Two paws up and some “Woo Woo’s!”
“ANNIE: A ROYAL ADVENTURE”
My
canine girlfriend’s name is Annie and also was an orphan, so how
could I not like the further adventures of the comic strip Little Orphan
Annie? It’s a very family-friendly comedy adventure with Ashley Johnson
in the title role. From Columbia-Tri-Star.
“JIM HENSON’S THE STORYTELLER: GREEK MYTHS”
Greek
mythology is imaginatively told by the creators of “THE DARK CRYSTAL” and “LABYRINTH.” Four
stories feature both live actors and creations from Jim Henson’s (The
Muppets) creature shop. What a great way for kids and teenagers to learn
about Theseus and the Minotaur, Daedalus and Icarus, Orpheus and Eurydice,
and Perseus and the Gorgon. Even Harry Potter never encountered such fantastic
creatures. From Columbia-Tri-Star.
“IT’S A SMALL WORLD”
One of the “Brainy Baby” series introducing kids to different
languages. It’s a fun way for kids to learn about people, animals,
and cultures of foreign lands. From The Brainy Baby Company.
There’s a rush to get political DVDs on the shelves before the election (yes, I hear there’s one in early November).
I’m trying to keep up with them, but can’t find BUSH’S BRAIN. Maybe Karl Rove has it. I’ll have to email our Leader’s Edgar Bergen. It’s a documentary from TLA that says “dirty tricks” Rove is pulling all the strings while Bush talks. It’s even more anti-Bush than Michael Moore’s FAHRENHEIT 9/11 which comes on its heels. I probably shouldn’t get into politics, but the political ball can be almost as much fun as chasing after a soccer ball my master throws.
See you next month at the same fire hydrant.
I bet you didn't know, but besides reviewing movies, I sing opera. Click here to see and hear me rehearsing the Barcarolle from "Tales of Hoffman."
Maybe you would like to visit my master's web site with highlights
of his huge collection of old movie magazines, Bijou
Follies
Two more web sites I recommend are: Errol Flynn and Jeffrey Hunter