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February
2003
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by Max (with Walt Oleksy)
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Hi. I'm Max, a Lab-shepherd.
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I prefer strolling
the sidewalk with a responsible, mature master. |
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Best of the Month
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I
never knew about this 1998 French farce until a friend's dog, Mina, told me
about it. When I rented the DVD, I laughed until I cried. It's a comedy of errors
from Francis Veber, the creator ofMax's rating:
two paws up, lots of tail wags, and happy "Woo woo woos!"
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New Movies on DVD for Mature Dogs Like Me
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Hugh
Grant does more than charm women in this comedy-drama from the Brits. He
plays a London playboy pretending to have a young son so he can attend single
parent meetings where he looks for a new girlfriend. His plan goes awry
when he befriends a lonely 12-year-old latchkey boy (Nicholas Hoult). Man
teaches boy how to be a cool kid, while boy teaches man to grow up. Based
on the witty and perceptive British novel by Nick Hornby. Rated PG-13 for
a little strong language and adult theme; from Universal.
Max's rating: two paws up, and some "Woo woo woos!"
"Signs"
Watch
out, the aliens are back! But this time the drama is mixed with some humor
while the suspense keeps building. Mel Gibson plays a disillusioned ex-parson
living in contented seclusion on a farm with his family until they see signs
in the fields they believe were made by extraterrestrials. To tell more
of the plot would give away the suspense, but I hid under the couch watching
some of this one. Rated PG-13 for some scary stuff; from Touchstone.
Max's rating: two paws up, some tail wags.
"Barbershop"
An
off-beat comedy with Ice Cube divided about keeping his inherited South
Side Chicago barbershop open or sell it to the
local loan shark. Most of the fun is in the candid talk among
customers in the barber's chair. Rated PG-13 for strong language, sexual
content, and references to drugs; from MGM/UA.
"Innocence"
A
touching romance with Julia Blake enduring a fifty-year loveless marriage.
When a boyfriend from her youth re-enters her life, the flame of their past
romance rekindles, requiring that she make a choice about her future. From
Columbia/TriStar.
Max's rating: two paws up, some "woo woo's!"
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From Hollywood's Classic Vault
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"How
Green Was My Valley"
Everyone
thought Darryl F. Zanuck was nuts to film a novel about a Welsh coal mining
town just as America had entered World War II
in 1941. But he and master director John Ford believed in the story's enduring
message of a family surviving against great adversity, just as the nation
would. The movie won five Academy Awards including best picture and director
and was a tremendous success with audiences. Walter Pidgeon, Maureen O'Hara,
and young Roddy McDowell star with veteran actor Donald Crisp winning a
best supporting actor Oscar for his moving portrayal of the patriarch of
the beleaguered Morgan family. Beautifully restored black and white DVD
from 20th Century-Fox. Variety called it "A perfection of screen art
and one of the finest pictures ever made." Thank you, 20th Century-Fox,
for restoring such classics and presenting them on DVD. We look forward
to others you announce are soon forthcoming: "Laura" and "The
Ghost and Mrs. Muir" both with Gene Tierney, "The Mark of Zorro"
with Tyrone Power, and "Inn of the Sixth Happiness" with Ingrid
Bergman, among others.
Max's rating: the highest.
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Foreign Goodies
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This month we highly recommend several excellent films from other countries.
"Les
Destinees"
This
French-Swiss epic is long (three hours) but engrossing and both beautifully
acted and beautiful to look at in its recreation of Europe over thirty years
before, during, and after World War I as it follows the life and loves of
a French porcelain manufacturer. Charles Berling plays the Frenchman and
Emmanuelle Beart and Isabelle Huppert are the two women he loves, at various
times and when he is able to love anyone or anyone beyond his work. Highly
recommended, but only for those who enjoy a slow-moving story enriched by
its acting, beautiful classical score, and costumes, architecture, and interior
design of a world long gone. From Wellspring.
Max's rating:
Two paws up.
"Changi"
Changi
was a notorious Japanese World War II prisoner-of-war camp to which six
Australians were interred. Stephen Curry and Bill Kerr head a fine ensemble
cast of young Aussie actors recreating the harrowing true story of the group's
efforts to survive during three years of torment by their captors. Time
says the movie
"Lifts drama to a new level," while The Australian says, "One
of the finest pieces of drama ever produced in this country." From
BFS Entertainment.
Max's rating: Two paws up and many long "Woo woo's!"
"Lord
Peter Wimsey: Murder Must Advertise"
A
very entertaining entry in the British Masterpiece Theater television series
in which the aristocratic sleuth investigates the fatal fall of a young
advertising copywriter in 1920s London. Ian Carmichael again stars in the
stories from Dorothy L. Sayers. From Acorn Media.
Max's rating:
Two paws up, lots of tail wags.
"My
Wife Is an Actress"
French
movie-makers have a way with romantic comedy and they do it again in this
delightful romp. French actors and real-life couple Charlotte Gainsbourg
and Yvan Attal star. She plays a popular French film star and he is her
husband, a successful sportswriter. All goes well in their marriage until
she goes to London to star in a sexy movie opposite a more mature actor
known to be a legendary ladies' man, well-played by Terence Stamp. The jealous
husband wonders if his wife is really having an affair with her handsome
co-star, or just acting? From Columbia/Tri-Star.
Max's rating:
two paws up and several tail wags.
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For Puppies
and Children
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"The
Valley Between"
For
children and the entire family, this is a remarkable two-DVD movie (290
minutes) based on the novels of Colin Thiele that tell the adventures of
a boy growing up in rural Australia during the 1930s. Bruno is a feisty
14-year-old immigrant living on a farm where his stern German father preaches
hard work while Bruno prefers playing pranks. Aussie critics call it "Beautifully
filmed, entertaining, intelligent, good old-fashioned Australian fun and
humor." From BFS Entertainment.
Max's rating: two paws up and lots of "woo woo woo's!"
"The Lion King and Jungle Book Read-Along
DVDs"
Disney's
animated features get a delightful reprise in these two DVDs whereby children
can read the stories of the two films as they are narrated with words and
pictures on-screen featuring original character voices from the movies and
vivid sound effects. Also music videos of popular songs from the movies,
a game featuring characters from the movies, and vocabulary lessons with
words from the movies in five different languages. From Walt Disney Records.
"Percy's Chocolate Crunch"
Thomas
& Friends, the friendly train engine and his fellow engines try to prove
they are the railway's three R's: responsible, reliable, and really useful.
The adventure takes place inside a chocolate factory. From Anchor Bay.
"Families of Egypt" and "Families
of France"
Two
new entries in the series introducing young people to the lives of families
in different countries, these are videos, not DVDs, but highly recommended
for both educational and entertainment purposes. School Library Journal
says, "This excellent series will give children an intriguing taste
of another culture and allow them to compare and contrast it with their
own."
The one on Egypt is especially timely as it follows the unique home and
school lives of two Egyptian children and their families in a nation in
the headlines today that is steeped in ancient tradition and Muslim culture.
From Master Communications.
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A Bone to Pick with Robert Redford
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There can be no
other explanation for it: Robert Redford, avowed animal-lover, must hate dogs
like me. He helped fund a new movie called "How to Kill Your Neighbor's
Dog." Kenneth Branagh(I used to like him) plays an insomniac playwright
who can't sleep, so he tries to write overnight. But he can't be creative because
of his neighbor's dog barking, so he plots ways to get rid of it. No way, Robert.
You and Michael Kalesniko, the director-writer of this bad idea, ought to have
considered the feelings of dogs and dog-owners. If a dog barks overnight, call
the cops; don't kill it. Of course, it would make a different plot, but there
could be lots of laughs (this is supposed to be a comedy) from that premise.
So what next, Robert and Michael: "How to Kill Your Neighbor's Baby,"
because it cries at three o'clock in the morning? Sorry, Robert. You just lost
a very devoted fan. You need to get your plot together.
See you next month at the same fire hydrant.
I bet you didn't know, but besides reviewing movies, I sing opera. Click here to see and hear me rehearsing the Barcarolle from "Tales of Hoffman."
Maybe you would
like to visit my master's web site with highlights of his huge collection
of old movie magazines, Bijou Follies
Two more web sites
I recommend are: Errol Flynn and Jeffrey Hunter