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by Max (with Walt
Oleksy) |
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Hi. I'm Max, a
Lab-shepherd. |
I prefer
strolling the sidewalk with a responsible, mature master. |
Ho ho! and woof woof! Christmas is a-comin’ and fast! A
jolly good time to check out my best picks for December, to watch or to
buy as gifts.
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THE FIRST CHURCHILLS
“Rich in wit, lust, love, ambition, intrigue,” said
the London Sunday Times. Who could ask for anything more? This landmark movie
was the first to be shown on Masterpiece Theater, the acclaimed Brit miniseries,
back in 1969. It was a wow! and holds up today as one of the finest examples
of great story-telling, acting, and production values. The complete 12-part
series, almost 9 hours, is on 4 discs in a handsomely boxed set. It’s
the great love story of Sarah Jennings and John Churchill and the political
world they lived in over five decades of intrigue through the courts of five
17th-century British monarchs from the House of Stuart. It’s all in
gorgeous color, elegantly costumed and set in palaces and mansions. John
Neville and Susan Hampshire star, he as John Churchill, and she in an Emmy-winning
performance as the beautiful and tempestuous Sarah. Extras include an exclusive
interview with Hampshire, who also won an Emmy for “The Forsyte Saga.” This
is a rare treat to savor as a respite from the busy holidays or, even better,
to watch afterward. From BBC-TV and Acorn Media.
A FINE ROMANCE
American television writers and producers ought to watch
this comedy series to see how a show can be romantic, funny, and intelligent.
Judi Dench, before she became a Dame, plays a brainy translator who falls
for a working-class kind of guy who owns a failing gardening business. Her
real-life-husband, Michael Williams, plays the man of her heart who just
can’t seem to get into the business of romance. Judi sings the catchy
old title song in the opening credits and it’s reprised throughout
the series because the lyrics fit the romance. Be warned, you may not be
able to get it or the series out of your head for a while, but that’s
no problem. Both are worth keeping there. It’s from Granada Television
and Acorn Media, all three seasons in 3 boxed sets of two discs each. Go
for it all. It’s clever, witty, and wonderfully entertaining.
ZHOU YU’S TRAIN
One
of my favorite actresses, Gong Li (“Raise the Red Lantern”)
returns to the screen after too-long an absence to star in this love triangle,
playing an artist who loves a poet until she meets a young veterinarian.
Follow these three diverse characters into a very moving love story from
China. From Columbia Tri-Star.
THE GIRL FROM PARIS
A successful Parisienne quits the rat race and buys a farm,
so long as the owner stays on it for a year, to help her learn how to run
it. Of course a romance follows. The story is gentle and gently-moving, filmed
in the spectacular Rhone-Alps, from where some mighty fine wines come. Christian
Carion makes his directorial debut in the film starring Mathilde Seigner.
You’ll like this one. It’s like taking a winter vacation in
a warmer clime. In French with English subtitles from Koch Lorber.
WARRIORS OF HEAVEN AND EARTH
The Japanese are making a cottage movie industry out of
Samurai action stories out of their nation’s history. If you liked “Crouching Tiger,
Hidden Dragon,” you will probably
like this new one about comradeship and honor amidst battle. The plot is
kind of involved and it’s shown in language choices of English, French,
Spanish, and Portuguese, but you can figure it out. From Columbia Tri-Star/Sony
Pictures.
If your
New Year’s
resolution includes eating less and exercising more (the only diet that ever
works), Naturaljourneys has some DVDs for you. They put out a whole series
of exercise DVDs, but my favorites are these:
“Yoga
for Wimps” and “Pilates
for Wimps.” The yoga
positions and pilate exercises aren’t too difficult, and both programs
help to reduce stress and tone and strengthen muscles. For those looking
to earn a few extra bucks moonlighting at cafes on Friday night, take a look
at “Bellydance for Wimps.” “Learn to bellydance in 10 easy
moves and feel like a goddess, and shake your way to a slimmer, sexier body
while you burn calories and lose fat.” They’re worth a try, at
least until January 2nd. From Naturaljourneys.
ORIGIN OF CHRISTIANITY
The world’s leading biblical scholars are interviewed
about the beginnings and evolution of Christianity in this extraordinary
4-DVD set with 10 one-hour episodes. The documentary series was created
by Gerard Modillat and Jerome Prieur who spent three years assembling experts
and compiling research in this compelling combination of faith, inspiration,
and history. From Facets Video.
"THE SEARCH FOR PAUL” has lightweight ABC Newsman Peter Jennings
interviewing religious scholars to examine the apostle Paul’s role
in the birth of Christianity, mainly turning it into a religion that was
separate from Judaism. In “JESUS, MARY, AND DaVINCI,” another
ABC News special, Elizabeth Vargas explores the theories in the controversial
best-selling novel, The DaVinci Code, which I believe is much more fiction
than fact. But if revisionist religion is your bone, you might like to chew
on this one. Both DVDs are from Koch Lorber.
HERMITAGE MASTERPIECES
Some of the greatest art treasures in the world are in the State Hermitage
Museum in Russia, originally a palace built in 1754 for Empress Catherine
II. It occupies six magnificent buildings and houses 3 million masterpieces
collected over two and a half centuries from every school of art. Take an
8-hour tour of the Hermitage and its treasures in this 18-part 3-DVD set
digitally remastered from the acclaimed television series. From Koch Vision.
BOBBY JONES: STROKE OF GENIUS
If you live in the Northern climes and are a golfer, winter
can be a bummer. You can dream about spring and fairways or watch the Golf
Channel, or take a look at this new DVD.
Jim Caviezel comes down from the Cross to play
the great golfer in this biopic about the lawyer who won all the major tournaments
in the 1920s, then retired from the sport after winning the grand slam in
1930. It’s kind
of short on plot and action, but you’ll like the green grass. Jim parts
his hair in the middle in this one, doesn’t look as pretty, and doesn’t
get whipped (by other golfers). From Columbia Tri-Star.
GUNGA DIN
One of the great adventure movies of all time, George Stevens’ classic
finally gets the restored treatment on DVD. Cary Grant, Douglas Fairbanks
Jr., and Victor McLaglen are perfectly cast as Brit soldiers in an unnamed
Middle Eastern desert country fighting a murderous cult called Thugee whose
devotees worship the “True love is to hate everyone” goddess,
Kali. Yes, there are modern comparisons in this 1939 colonialism classic
from which we didn’t seem to have learned a thing. Originally made
by RKO and released on DVD by Warners.
Other George Stevens classics released on DVD this month
from Warners are the two-disc special edition of “GIANT” with
Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson, and James Dean; Katharine Hepburn in “ALICE
ADAMS” and
Irene Dunne magnificent in “I REMEMBER MAMA.”
SHREK 2
The further adventures of the ugly guy who is all heart. It’s pretty
hyper stuff, with dumb computerized songs, but it does have a good if simple
message, one that my master’s old Uncle Stash
told him long ago: “You can’t tell a book by it’s cover.” In
this case, it means that beauty is inside of us, not necessarily in our faces
or bodies. From Dreamworks.
I may never see another Tom Hanks movie. Doesn’t
that fellow and the studios he makes movies for, like Dreamworks, make enough
money from our tickets and DVD and video purchases? Do they have to
shove products and brand names in front of our eyes and ears in every scene
in every movie they make? I gave up watching “THE TERMINAL” after
the first ten minutes because I couldn’t concentrate on the very thin
story and Hanks’ dreadfully
bad foreign accent because of the commercials injected into the movie. If
it wasn’t hearing the airport loudspeaker calling out the name of an
airline (commercial), it was Hanks asking where he could buy a specific brand
of running shoe (commercial).
It was “CASTAWAY” all over again, which was one very long commercial
for a brand of basketball and a famous delivery service. They’re also
making us sit through commercials before the movies start in theaters. Enough,
already!
See you next month at the same fire hydrant.
I bet you didn't know, but besides reviewing movies, I sing opera. Click here to see and hear me rehearsing the Barcarolle from "Tales of Hoffman."
Maybe you would like to visit my master's web site with highlights
of his huge collection of old movie magazines, Bijou
Follies
Two more web sites I recommend are: Errol Flynn and Jeffrey Hunter