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by Max (with Walt
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Hi. I'm Max, a
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I prefer
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Being Julia
A thoroughly delightful movie. I
would have given the best actress Oscar to Annette Benning for her multi-layered
performance as a stage star in 1920s London who has it all but is unhappy
with it, so she puts her marriage to Jeremy Irons on hold and takes up with
a handsome years-younger American. Her friends think her pretty toy boy is
probably a gold-digger, but we’re not totally sure. Based on a novel
by master story-teller Somerset Maugham, it keeps you guessing about everything
and, despite some high drama, it ends happily and hilariously. From Sony
Pictures Classics.
Max’s rating: Two paws up and tail wags.
Also recommended:
Spanglish
Never hire a secretary more beautiful
than your wife. Adam Sandler plays a Los Angeles family man with a flair
for cooking who disobeys this tried-and-true rule for domestic bliss by hiring
a beautiful new Hispanic housekeeper for his wife and family at their Malibu
summer home. It’s by James L. Brooks who directed “As Good as It Gets,” and
it’s good, but not quite as. Among the extras on the DVD is a recipe
featurette on “How to Make the World’s Greatest Sandwich.” From
Columbia Pictures.
Max’s rating: Two paws up.
The Student Prince
No, not the wonderful
Sigmund Romberg operetta, but a delightful present-day romantic comedy
that pokes fun at British royalty and has a solution for it. Robson Green
plays a tough cop assigned to protect the queen’s youngest son who
enrolls as a new college student at Cambridge. Being a bodyguard for a
pampered prince (appealingly played by Rupert Penry-Jones) isn’t
easy work, Green soon discovers. To complicate matters, he and the prince
begin wagging their tails for the same beautiful woman, an American exchange
student played by lovely Tara Fitzgerald. Does the prince survive school
bullies and exams? Who gets Tara? And who pinches the royal jewels? It’s
light entertainment and fun all the way. From BBC Television and Acorn
Media.
Agatha Christie’s Poirot - Set 12

David Suchet dons gray
spats and up-tilted mustache to again portray the great mystery writer’s
Belgian sleuth, Hercule Poirot, in three new hour-long episodes from the popular
TV series. This concludes the entire series of 36 episodes on 12 sets, from
Acorn Media which plans to release them all in a DVD complete collection late
this summer. Acorn also has released nine feature-length Poirot movies on DVD.
Midsomer Murders - Set 5
Five
more episodes of the popular British TV series from the mystery novels of
Caroline Graham. They are darkly humorous, modern-day takes on the classic
English village mystery, starring John Nettles as Detective Tom Barnaby,
with Daniel Casey as his young sergeant partner.
For students of the series, a DVD extra is a Midsomer
map of what’s
where and a biography of the author. These are always engrossing, entertaining
mysteries with the British touch, which is more on who and why dunnit than
on the mayhem itself. From Acorn Media.
The Irish R.M., Series 2
More
Brit mystery, this time farther north as Peter Bowles mixes comedy with sleuthing
as Resident Magistrate for the West of Ireland. It’s always
a delight to follow the distinguished retired English army officer as he tries
to bring justice to good (and some bad) country people whose ways are completely
foreign to him. There are three almost hour-long mysteries on each of two DVDs
in this boxed set from Acorn media.
Hetty Wainthrop in Missing Persons
For lighter sleuthing, this is the pilot episode of the
popular British PBS Mystery! series with delightful stage and screen star
Patricia Routledge as a middle-class, middle-aged matron who becomes a private
investigator of country crime. The pilot was shown on British TV six years
before the start of the BBC series and is available for the first time to
North American audiences. If you’re a fan of Brit TV, as my master and I are, you’ll
recognize Ms. Routledge from two other hit series, “Keeping Up Appearances” and “To
Sir, With Love.” From Acorn media.
Hermitage Masterpieces
This
3-DVD boxed set takes us on an over 8-hour journey through the world’s
most exclusive art collection, at the incomparable State Hermitage Museum
in St. Petersburg, Russia. The museum occupies six magnificent buildings
originally constructed in 1754 for Empress Catherine II. Now it is home to
3 million masterpieces of paintings, sculpture, and other artworks collected
over two and a half centuries from every major school of art, from ancient
Greece and Rome to DaVinci and the Renaissance, to the Impressionists of
the 19th Century and Picasso, Matisse, and other 20th century masters. Originally
an 18-part television series, the work has been digitally re-mastered on
DVD.
A rare treat from Koch Vision.
Rameses: Wrath of God or Man?
Some of the best
Discovery Channel documentaries are making it onto DVD thanks to Sony Pictures
Home Entertainment. First showing is this fascinating study of the Egyptian
king who tangled with Moses and the Jews in the Old Testament as it attempts
to sort out fact from myth.
We follow Egyptologist Kent Weeks into the Valley
of the Kings where he uncovers what may be the skull of Rameses II’s
eldest son and tries to discover if the young prince was murdered. The documentary
re-creates the Biblical times through re-enactments of events and visits
today to the ancient sites. I could watch every Discovery Channel documentary
and not miss 99 percent of new movies every month.
Max’s rating: Two paws up and some “Woo woo’s!”
The Alexandrov Red Army Choir
The world-renowned choir is joined by full orchestra and dance ensemble in
a 2-hour DVD special featuring classic Russian songs and music from the
concert hall and opera house. The DVD was made from a live performance
in Paris. From Silva Screen and Koch Vision.
America’s Scenic Rail Journeys
The popular PBS television series takes us on spectacular train journeys
in the United States, Canada, and Mexico. Each of two discs takes us on
three trips. The journeys include two in Alaska, the Canadian Rockies from
Wyoming to the coast of British Columbia, Northwest Mexico through the
Copper Canyon, the Adirondacks from New York to Montreal, and the Pacific
Coast from Los Angeles to Seattle. No tickets, no waiting, you get the
best seats on the train, and the extras include trip profiles, route map
insert, Alaska archival rail gallery, and tour information for each journey.
What are you waiting for? Nearly six hours of great vacationing from American
Program Service and Acorn media.
Stand By Me
Few movies evoke
childhood as well as this 1986 film by Rob Reiner. The classic has been digitally
restored for DVD in a deluxe edition with lots of extras about the production,
cast, and music. Based on Stephen King’s novel, The Body, it follows
a group of boys in rural America as they search the countryside for a missing
teenager’s body. The boys were played by River Phoenix, Wil Wheaton,
Jerry O’Connell, and Corey Feldman. “Absolutely wonderful… a
film I may never forget,” said critic Jeffrey Lyons. From Sony Pictures
W.C. Fields Extravaganza
The one-and-only
William Claude Dukinfield is back, in a 3-DVD boxed set to remind us of how
uniquely funny he was. Disc 1 contains three of his greatest short comedies: “The
Fatal Glass of Beer,” “The Golf Specialist,” and “The
Dentist” (Ouch!) Disc 2 contains “Sally of the Sawdust,” Fields’ first
starring role in a feature film, made in 1925 and based on his Broadway stage
hit, “Poppy.” The third disc holds Fields’ 1916 movie debut, “Pool
Sharks,” a 1965 television tribute, a cartoon featuring Fields, and
a collection of trailers and film clips from Fields’ biggest movie
hits including “The Bank Dick” and “My Little Chickadee.” Fun
all the way, from Passport Video.
The Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis Collection Vol. 2

The hit comedy team of 1950s television stars again in
this 5-disc DVD set of their best from the Colgate Comedy Hour. Dean’s songs and the
pair’s antics are accompanied by guests including Eddie Cantor, Marilyn
Maxwell, Tony Martin, Burt Lancaster, and boxing legend Joe Louis. Over
7 hours of top entertainment from Passport Video.
The Wind in the Willows
On DVD for the first time, the award-winning complete 13-episode
first television series of the Kenneth Grahame classic adventure. Not animation,
but stop-motion character renditions of Mole and his friends at Mole End,
Toad Hall, and the Wild Wood, in beautifully detailed sets. A very special
treat for kids and the whole family, from Talkback Thames, A&E, and New
Video. I recommend this highly.
Sylvester and the Magic Pebble and two other children’s picture books are the subjects of a delightful DVD from Scholastic Video Collection.
Swimmy and four other picture books are on a second DVD. These are a good new way to get kids into reading more.
Gators & Dragons and Other Wild Beasts is a DVD in the Popular Mechanic for Kids series, showing what it takes to work at some of the world’s coolest zoos and go on a safari in the Florida Everglades.
Paws, Claws, Feathers, and Fins is a DVD to help kids learn to take care of their pets.
Let’s Get a Move On is a kids’ guide to moving. Piggy Banks to Money Markets tells kids about finance, although Republican kids probably already know all about it. All from Goldhil Home Media.
What’s happened to music today? My master and I can’t
tell any Disney movie song from another - they all sound like they were written
by a computer -- but this hasn’t kept at least one of them from being
Oscar-nominated each year. Not only Disney songs, but just about every
new song today sounds the same to my ears. If there are lyrics, they’re
just a few words the singer moans, groans, or whines, repeating them endlessly.
But mostly it’s just mindless loud noise with a spine-destroying
two-note “boom
boom” bass beat. Each "boom" sounds like a cannon blast
in my ears. Haven’t they ever heard of the intelligent lyrics
and beautiful melodies of George Gershwin, Cole Porter, Rodgers and Hart,
or for that matter, classical music of Rachmaninoff, Tchaikovsky, Mozart,
or Beethoven? A young neighbor insists on sharing his “boom
boom” noise
with us. We’re
tempted to share Chinese opera with him, which sounds like someone pulling
the hair out of the butts of a hundred angry cats at the same time. Sorry,
Chinese readers. I guess your classical opera is an acquired taste. My
master and I are unable to develop an acquired taste for modern "boom
boom" music.
See you next month at the same fire hydrant.
I bet you didn't know, but besides reviewing movies, I sing opera. Click here to see and hear me rehearsing the Barcarolle from "Tales of Hoffman."
Maybe you would like to visit my master's web site with highlights
of his huge collection of old movie magazines, Bijou
Follies
Two more web sites I recommend are: Errol Flynn and Jeffrey Hunter